· JINNELLE
14MUS name: Steve
DoB: March 19, 1987
Cost per night: $128
Group Discount?: 14 dollars
Know the "fungi and fish" song?: No, it sounds nasty
Emo?: No, I'm very happy today
Most recent "cheese": 3 cheese macaroni and grilled cheese at the same time... yum!
Would you like fries with that?: mmm... fries. I like Arby's, Burger King, Checkers... mmm... cookies are good too
Coming to the May 8 MYSO Concert? (hint hint): I'll try. :)
Are you a pretty lady?: Yes, but I don't think Orlando was, he looked gay
Name a Russian leader: Nicholas II, wasn't he Anastasia's father?
Favorite instrument ...of death: that damn french horn!!! That would be evil to torture somebody with
Favorite piece of guard equipment: rifle
Favorite Jew: Too many to choose from! I pick Jesus!
Favorite Heather (hint hint): Haynes, of course!
Favorite type of underwear: the ones with sail boats on them and charms hanging off
Favorite dead person: Jennifer Grey
Favorite composer: Danny Elfman! He's cool! He should have won that oscar!
Favorite anime: they suck
Favorite endangered species: tigers
Describe yourself in 5 words without using "hot", "sexy", or "bangin'": weird, confused
Favorite Soup: Ooh, clam chowder that's good... I disected a clam ones, that was nasty thought.
Do you like Canada?: I suppose so... I like Darcy cuz she's from Canada! and SUM 41 and I like that red oak leaf, yeah...
· KATIE
14MUS name: Dave
Porno name: Missy Gabriel
PIRATE porno name: Cannon Bangin KT *boom*
DoB: MArch 24, 1986
Occupation: photographer and future digial animator
Cost per night: $5, hey that's a lot for a starving artist
Group Discount?: hell no, you all pay in full
Know the "fungi and fish" song?: YES!!!!
Emo?: no...
Most recent "cheese": bleu cheese (the chauffeur)
Would you like fries with that?: oh yes, w/ lots of.. condoments
Coming to the May 8 MYSO Concert? (hint hint): oh YES!
Are you a pretty lady?: aye
Name a Russian leader: IVAN!
Favorite instrument ...of death: violin ...of death (7th position, c'mon, it's lethal)
Favorite piece of guard equipment: my bloated-but rifle
Favorite Jew: uh... Adam Sandler?
Favorite Heather (hint hint): the fearless one
Favorite type of underwear: edible thongs ... with gobstopper beads
Favorite dead person: Jack Skellington
Favorite composer: Uematsu rocks me!
Favorite anime: POKÉMON.... no not really
Favorite endangered species: hot guys... er um... woofies?
Describe yourself in 5 words without using "hot", "sexy", or "bangin'": doodley, spinny, thinky, artly, funly
· TABITHA
14MUS name: Cone
Porno name: Toby Kanawa
PIRATE porno name: Treasure-Packed Tabi
DoB: 8-27-86
Occupation: forensic photographer
Cost per night: $1400
Group Discount?: only if Heather's included
Know the "fungi and fish" song?: yep
Emo?: yep... I think so
Most recent "cheese": cheddar... Dave has an orange goatee! :)>
Would you like fries with that?: yummy, greasy, fattening... yes!
Coming to the May 8 MYSO Concert? (hint hint): If I didn't, I would be murdered by a bow and stuffed in a cello case
Are you a pretty lady?: only on days when I'm not with Heather... the sexy biatch
Name a Russian leader: ummm... Stalin
Favorite instrument ...of death: a toothpick dipped in holy water
Favorite piece of guard equipment: an ORANGE rifle
Favorite Jew: does my brother count, when he wears to much hair gel that is looks like he's wearing a yamaca? Otherwise John V. aka Jesus
Favorite Heather (hint hint): big-hip freckled love goddess Heather
Favorite type of underwear: gold-plated thongs with adornments
Favorite dead person: Darcanelle the Grim Reaper
Favorite composer: da da da daaaa.... Beethoven
Favorite anime: Outlaw Star
Favorite endangered species: the pet rock
Describe yourself in 5 words without using "hot", "sexy", or "bangin'": red-head, wild, insane, midget (except when I'm with Darcanelle), jupiter...
· SARAH
14MUS name: Stylist
Porno name: Kuma Flowering Tree
PIRATE porno name:
DoB: September 14, 1986
Occupation: photo wench
Cost per night: $20 for the whole package
Group Discount?: only if in uniform
Know the "fungi and fish" song?: nope
Emo?: no
Most recent "cheese": American
Would you like fries with that?: always
Coming to the May 8 MYSO Concert? (hint hint): Wouldn't miss it. But if I do miss it, I will be hunted down and tortured by a big-hipped, freckled love goddess
Are you a pretty lady?: the prettiest! (after orlando)
Name a Russian leader: Stalin
Favorite instrument ...of death: knuncucs
Favorite piece of guard equipment: flag
Favorite Jew: Heather
Favorite Heather (hint hint): gee... let me think... hmm...
Favorite type of underwear:
Favorite dead person: Grace Kelly
Favorite composer: Bach
Favorite anime: none
Favorite endangered species: koala
Describe yourself in 5 words without using "hot", "sexy", or "bangin'": anoying, energetic, silly, happy, cute
· HEATHER
14MUS name: Manager
Porno name: Magic Fingers
PIRATE porno name: Buried-Treasure Brenda
DoB: 11 May 1986
Occupation: photographer and violin teacher
Cost per night: more than you can afford
Group Discount?: considerable
Know the "fungi and fish" song?: hell yeah
Emo?: i don't have the wardrobe for it...
Most recent "cheese": feta cheese, who sits behind me in physics and unfortunately still looks hot
Would you like fries with that?: as long as they're waffle-cut like at Chik-Fil-A or Carl's Jr.
Coming to the May 8 MYSO Concert? (hint hint): last chair first violin, baby
Are you a pretty lady?: the original!
Name a Russian leader: Trotsky
Favorite instrument ...of death: Iron Maiden!
Favorite piece of guard equipment: flag
Favorite Jew: Neil Gaiman
Favorite Heather (hint hint): ME! (and therefore Laura)
Favorite type of underwear: red silk boxers (for him, not me)
Favorite dead person: King Arthur
Favorite composer: umm.. um... Wagner, Xenakis and Elfman!
Favorite anime: Mobile Suit Gundam
Favorite endangered species: the intelligent-yet-attractive male
Describe yourself in 5 words without using "hot", "sexy", or "bangin'": witty, stubborn, talented, irresistable, wacky